Monday, 18 June 2012
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A Picture of My Molester
So, I'm walking around, minding my own business, being awesome, and what do I stumble upon? Yep, just as my title states...oh...wait...actually my title has a small typo. I should probably fix that. No, I did not find a molester, I found a mole, which I later named ester. Ester was seconds away from being consumed by feral cats, so I put on my cape and swooped in to rescue her. I slept with her beside me last night, but when I awoke this morning she was gone. On an unrelated note, Iv'e had a very wiggly feeling in my ass all day. Anyway, here she is. If you see her around please let me know. She is my new best friend.
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Moles are cute. Did it try to bite you?
LOL
Oh my gosh, lol.
Awwww
I would like to be your molester...er...mole..ester.
Awwwww
I just punched her in the face for leaving you alone.
Aww so cute
new best friend huh... you just love to have anyone (or anything) that kiss your ass to be your friend i guess?
I am torn between saying "ahhh, so cute" to "ewww! Lice and bugs!"
haha I must say I find that funny =) the title had me fooled for a minute.
Strange. I've had a weird wiggly feeling in my ass all day too. And I dreamt someone was tickling it last night. Hmmmm.
Freakin' adorable. jfdklajfdoaifjdsklfs
I want that to be MY best friend
d'awwwww ester has no eyeballs
moles do have eyes. they are just really, really small. cute
I'm stunned, man ! Throw that damn mole away. I mean, its all about your macho image. Moles are for kids not for hunks like you,. Next time show us a picture of you after you got your ass kicked in a bar. I'll have more respect for you then.
Hmmm, I'm with @BoulderChristina... She is a little cutie...
I love animals, but I think moles are kinda creepy! I would never hold one in my hand!
u got moles in the your holes
Who and what doesn't love your ass, baby? Yes, I'll retrieve the mole for you.
whoa... how neat! :D
You mole, Ester, is very sweet.
Cute. How do you care for a mole?
Haha. You fooled me. Did you find her or buy her?