Wednesday, 25 July 2012
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SEXXYYYY Ohhhh LALA!!!
Howdy, fuckers. Well, apparently @ShimmerBodyCream is bored and wants something wonderful to read. Well, here you go, sunshine. I looked out my office window for inspiration, and told myself that I would write about the first thing I saw. I decided that no matter WHAT it was, I would write something sexxxxyyyy ohhh lala. So upon peering through the blind, this is what I saw. And, as promised, I wrote something YEahhhhhhSExxxxyyY OHHH lalala.
Amish girl, amish girl, how do you do?
I'd sure like to churn up some butter with you
I'm sure that you're smelly but that is okay
we'll hop in the shower and scrub it awaytell Hezikia and all of the boys
you're gonna indulge in "outsider" joys
go out in a field and start making some noise
arouse all the cows with a show they'll enjoySo cute in your dress and little black bonnet
that hot Amish body, I wanna get on it
we'll hop on your horse and head to the farm
Start plowing your field, and raising my barnAmish girl, Amish girl, make no mistake
your candle lit bedroom will rattle and shake
sometimes it is right to do something wrong
so i'll wrong you all night 'till the cock crows at dawn
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AMAZING!!! Haha!
This was fantastic... bahaha... "start plowing your field, and raising my barn"... lololol...
I was on a train and there were vast amounts of smelly people. The Amish people were the best groomed and didn't smell at all. Plus their titties looked real nice in their dresses. This was spectacular. A++.
NICE
Funny.
Hahaha. Oh wow.
You should do this for a living.
oh my god, lol! This is one of the funnier ones.
Plowing her field? lololol!
This is genius.
@WaitingToShrug - HA.... Don't Feed the Animals!
Very exciting poem, but where's the line where you fucked her sheep? and her pig? and her chicken? goat?
you should submit this to Amish Fetish erotica sites.
hehehe
talented<3
You are a genius! This was seriously awesome. :)
BRAVO!!!
lmao very very nice
Completely epic. Epic. Definitely what I needed this evening. Thank you.
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Bahaha!! Oh Johnny I just love you! :)
aye no offense but writing post specifically for one girl is a very Beta-Male thing to do, lil playa.
@Mockdonimus_Tuntsweet - Don't be bitter. It shows a lack of confidance. And your shirtless profile pic? Well, that's just straight up douche bag.
@Mockdonimus_Tuntsweet - Hey me, that's not even an Iphone, that dude can't afford one...he got a Samsung Tulip!!!
Bahahahah