Sunday, 05 August 2012
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Gettin' Dirty In The Shower!!!
Shower with her? Yeah get the hell out
It sounds good, but I know what it's all about
Two fucking people, only one spout
she gets the water, I get to poutShe's nice and warm, I'm cold as balls
Her spirits rise, my temperature falls
when is it my turn? Never, that's when
Iv'e been there before, ain't goin againShe claims she will share, she's telling me lies
The warm water's gone? Oh, what a surprise
I'm here like a bitch, with soap in my eyes
She's nice and clean, I hope that she diesJacuzzi or bath tub? either is fine
but never the shower, you dumb fucking swine
You want it, we'll do it, but one at a time
for now take a bath, bitch, the shower is mine.
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Comments (34)
I know the feel.
lol
Nice one!
I used to always nag my boyfriend to take a shower with me and then he finally did and he peed and it was a very small shower and I'm pretty sure it touched my foot. I never asked to take a shower with him again.
LOL. Well that didn't go very well, did it? You need one of those large dual head or waterfall showers I guess.
People shower together to get clean?
HAHA!!!! Oh I know the feeling but I usually got the cold water!
I'd share the warm water with you<3
Two shower heads, or more, and a larger hot water tank. Taste the rainbow. Live the rainbow!
@thespaceinmybed - I'll try it again when you come over
oh, johnny
Agreed.
I didn't think that a couple who showered together actually was trying to get clean?! Anytime I've showered with my bf, it wasn't for the purpose of getting clean. But I can see where there would be some issues. Girls and guys have very different showering techniques. I literally take at least 40 minutes because I'm thorough. I don't think I could share the hot water like that. Lol. Your poetry is brilliant, sir.
Next time, agree that if you're taking a shower with a chick, it's purpose will not be to get clean, but to get diiiiiiiirty. Problem solved.
Hahahaha I love this. I swear one of the reasons I like being single is because I hate showering with someone else EVERYDAY it's so annoying. Just leave me alone to shower unless we're going to have some fun then I don't want you in here!
@isitreal_no - hahaha. Yeah. Luckily i'm single now and don't have to deal with it. Showering alone, and realizing how great it is inspired this poem!
@kaitlove__xx - haha. agreed.
Guess you like dirty bitches.
lolol. very nice!
Lol this was awesome. And waterfall showerheads are totally worth buying.
Showering together is so much fun! All that fun lathering each other up, sensuously washing every part of the body. Sexy time!
I'm a solo bather.
numero uno top blogs, I thought for sure you'd have a nekkid shower pic! time to scrub that dirty mind.
ta daaaa!