Tuesday, 07 August 2012
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CONFESSIONS- IntoTheWind,I'm Gonna Beat Your Ass, BITCH!
For coming up with such a contagious Xanga trend. However, I will first request that you contract a terrible disease that renders you weak and feeble so that I might actually have a chance at completing this task (that mother fuckers huge). Anyway, lets get to it. I'm insanely tired so i'm just going to bust through this thing. What thing? The Confessions and Secrets home edition thing, of course! Lets begin
1) You're hot and you know it. Unfortunately, I know it to0. I rarely comment on your blog because FUCK YOU! Be a little humble for Christ sake! Put down the camera for ten minutes and write something that will give you a little more depth!!! (says the man who can't type a sentence that doesn't contain the word "fuck" 7-10 times.)
2) You are my arch nemesis. I'm pretty sure that 75% of xanga would pay good money to see us fuck, however, that can't happen. Oh, you ARE going down, sunshine. Just not in THAT way. Well, I suppose we can discuss that after I have destroyed you.
3) Fuck you, dick! Ohhhhhhh, look at me! I'm a big bad truck driver! I can be funny AND sensitive. FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK You.Okay, maybe that ones a little obvious.
4)Ohhhhh, if you were not married, I would just.......ughhhhhhh
5) Raccoon at the sliding glass door;an amazing memory.There. You got your mention.
6)You are not as nice as everyone thinks you are. In fact, I find you to be a little annoying and whiny. However, I still like you.
7)I'm not positive, but I kinda think you see me as being a bit of dirt ball. You're one of the people I would like to meet in real life, only because meeting the real me would make you feel like a judgmental, non perceptive, bitch.
8)You impress me sooooo much. I wish that I wasn't so opposed to commenting on the "issues", otherwise I would comment, in a lengthy fashion, on EVERYTHING you post. You are kind of brilliant.
9)I'm sorry that I blow you off so much. I don't mean to. I think you are amazing, I truly do, you just engage me when I REALLY am unavailable. Believe me, I want nothing more than to spend a few hours destroying your face with a garden rake. I promise, we WILL make time for that.
10) YOU YOU YOU BATMAN CAPE, GYROSCOPE,FORTUNE COOKIES,DOG TAGS,FINGER PUPPETS. You matter MOST to me!!!!!!
11) You look like Kate Winslet to me. Iv'e never told you that, but it's true. Had a bit of a crush on you. Still kinda do.
12) You are phenomenally good at what you do. At first, I thought you might be a fluke, but I now see that you are genuinely intelligent, witty, and talented. Just try not to outshine me too much!!
13) You are fairly new to me but, INCREDIBLY amazing! You blow me away on many levels. Ummm, i feel like I have to say mean stuff now cause that's just what I do...ummmm...OHHHHH, I hope you get diarhea and fall into a nightmare of which there is no escape! And chaped lips. I hope you get an awful case of chapped lips.
Okay, I could keep going with this nonsense forever, but i'm tired of typing, so here's one last secret for the road
yug yxes emosewa repus a sa desserd ruasonid a yllautca ma i, nosrep laer a ton mi
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Comments (71)
I like seeing this sensitive side of you.
You sure are murdery.
I didn't know dinosaurs were polesmokers too....
By the way, it's edition, not addition, twink.
Who's number 3?
this was the funniest one. way funnier that #3's.
I'm #1! I'm #1! jk
I read so many blogs; I keep up (silently) with so much xanga stuff; I've been here a zillion years; yet I can only ever guess 20%-30% of the people featured in these posts. It's humbling.
There's good looking, funny, intelligent people on Xanga?
You so did this YOUR WAY! & I'm scared...am I 6 ?
Interesting.
@ShimmerBodyCream - You got your mention so just zip it
@TheTheologiansCafe - And so did you. fuckers.
@IntoTheWind1 - Don't be so damn presumptuous. Maybe I was talking about diva
@ShimmerBodyCream - I love me a man with a murdery side.
Oh, I thought you said the person was a trucker, not looked like one. My bad.
@promisesunshine - HEY!
@Kris0logy - Hey asshole. Haven't seen you on my blog in 800 years! yeah, you're up there. not number 6 though.
@amateurprose - Was Dan 4?
@amateurprose - I don't always see your post unless someone recs them. Try time stamping it a lil bit.
@IntoTheWind1 - oh. #3 was you?
Okay, now I'm curious... haha.... This was good!!
Haha I think I am glad that I am not in this one.
I think #1 is a generalizations of many xangans. hum.
@promisesunshine - the kid's got jokes...
@ordinarybutloud - i don't know anybody.
Dino anger management classes available on line at the Shimmer College, fall classes enrolling now.....
You do have a unique style, I must say!@GreekPhysique - whuuuut. You're OBVIOUSLY number 11!!!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - i should just rec this comment instead of lamely saying it made me laugh. too late.