Sunday, 09 September 2012
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I'm A Bitch, Bitches!!!!
I can't get ho's
my clothes are out dated
My phone's so old
that it's gas operated
I'm an amateur bitch
as my user name stated
couldn't steal your girl
so I just masturbated
That's right, all night
I've been in the corner wackin' it
but don't beat my ass
it already has a crack in it
My dick is lacking
but I'm claimin' that i'm packin' it
Have anxiety attacks
takin paxil like a crack addict
I'm so damn soft
it's alarmin when you see
people passin over Charmin
then they come and squeeze ME
Have a seizure when i see
a hot girl being sweet
keep my eyes on the street
make a leisurely retreat
I'm here in the club
but you won't see me at all
cause I drank half a beer
so i'm pukin' in the stall
Sneaking out through the rear
when somebody wants to brawl
need my mom to pick me up
but she wont answer my call
I'm such a light weight
if a breeze blows by
I'll go flying like kite
through the trees,to the sky
I'm a shy butterfly
say hi, and i'll die
walk by if you see me
please leave me there to cry
My profile pic?
No, that isn't even me!
I'm a pale skinny prick
Just a frail little dweeb
And i'll never nail a chick
I'm a virgin, and ill be
a virgin till I die
friend zoned constantly
Make vlogs at the park
and I wear the same shit
every time that I do
and it doesn't even fit
I should turn them inside out!
BAM! a new outfit!
Oh, fuck gotta gotta go!
Watchin' Twilight, Kid!!!
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Comments (26)
Shy butterfly... your poetry moves me, bitch!
Ok well, maybe not.
Your poetry is pretty awesome. :D
Silly bitch, is what you are!! :-3
Word.
Your such a bitch. ;) but your poetry always makes me laugh!
awww.
Finally! The REAL Johnny!! ;)
Hey I bet your dick is bigger than mine =D
But yeah, that's def not you in your pics. Impostor!
Awesome! You made me smile. Have an awesome day!
Liar!!!! Iv'e seen it! Don't you remember!
shut up. you're a whore and we all know it.
half a beer? hard core!
Poetry - a bitch's best friend? Hmm...
I enjoyed this, especially the bit about puking up half a beer and calling mom.
lmao
Psssh, I knew it. It was all LIES.
*insert beatboxing here*
Dude... Your stuff is fucking hilarious like 100% of the time.
hahhhahahha virgin. yeah right
I understand
the low tolerance for beer
But it doesn't say much
You're totally queer.
You should turn this into a rap song and make it your intro! Amateur bitch lol
dude, you're such an ass...and I love it! hahaha I liked this eccentric and ranchy poem!