Sunday, 07 October 2012
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Xanga Superlatives, Bitches! (UPDATE!!)
Hey, fuckers. Remember the superlative section in your high school yearbook? You know, Most likely to succeed, most likely to become famous, most likely to blah, blah, blah? Yeah? Good. Well, Iv'e decided it might be a good Idea to throw together some Xanga superlatives! Sooooo, here ya go! OH, and I encourage you to create and post your own Xanga superlatives!
Xanga Superlatives, Bitches!
Most likely to be mistaken for actress, Kathryn Hanh
Most Likely to have an inappropriate relationship with a horse
@Under_the_Ghillie
Most likely to decapitate a Muppet, and wear its head as a hat
Most likely to cut off your genitals, and feed them to her Pitt Bull
Most likely to be murdered by me for having a sexier stomach
Most likely to spend the weekend in bed with me,drinking whisky and banging like coked up sewer rats.
Most likely to beat you to death and steal your cupcakes.AND your soul!
Most likely to murder you in a gang initiation ritual
Most likely to make you want to go LEZ
Most likely to use a chain saw during sex
Most likely to "Hate You" if you don't mention her in Xanga Superlatives!
(Oh, and how fucking sexy is THIS picture???? yum yum gimme some!!)
Most likely to give you a Tobasco enema when you fall asleep
Most likely to abduct a stuffed giraffe and hold him for ransom!
Most likely to NOT have shrugged yet
Most likely to text you a picture in glasses, while flashing you a dissapproving hand gesture
Most likely to NOT have to change her name if she becomes a porn star
Most likely to make a lamp out of a living German Shepard
Most likely to make you think your house is haunted, if you see her roaming the halls at night!
(that's a smokin' hot ghost though. POSSESS ME,BABY!!!)
Most likely to have stolen her user name from a gay circus performer
Most likely to have a dirty,streaked up mirror, and create crazy ass light balls with her hand!
(what the hell? You should change your fucking name to Wizzard420)
Most likely to have a Giant Tarantula on top of her head
Most likely to get drunk, and hook up with your cat!
Most likely to stalk a Pelican
Most likely to make a Gizzly Bear cry
Most likely to be the loud,drunk bitch outside your apartment at 3am
(i'm pretty sure i'd let you in)
Most likely to beat your ass with a hedgehog!
(is willow playing twister????)
Most Likely to be seduced by someone 3 apples high
Most likely to shit in your sink when you have a party
Most likely to have Cee-Lo Green standing behind her
Most likely to misinterpret the term "Brain Food"
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Comments (98)
hahahaha... this is great!
I actually thought of doing something like this, but I can never come up with anything good! You came up with some good ones! haha...
bahaha cute idea
Holy shit, how many abs does grizz have? awesomeness. AncoraImparo already made me lesbian
ShimmerBodyCream can do whatever she wants with my genitals
lol, very cute idea
Passed over again
. Oh well. Very funny.
Hahahahaha good stuff!
I'm going to do this!
LMAO, this was hilarious!!!
You mentioned genitals a lot, so I am going to recommend this.
Such an innocent thug.
I hate you
Damn right! Thank you, lovar!
I am sure glad that you love me.
@ShamrockLover - I agree!!
i love @rachelbachel32 's picture. TOO CUTE. Great post.
Very nice! =D