Tuesday, 16 October 2012
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I Will Blow Up Your Car!
There are birds in the sky
there are bees in the grass
there's a fuck head in front of me
with his head up his ass!!!
Damn, you dumb dick hole!
just step on the gas!
Tell that tart to your right
to please move and i'll pass!
oh great! look at this!
Now a van's squeezin in
never mind my front bumper!
just destroy it, my friend!
And this man in the Benz
Way too old to be driving
Fucking wearing depends
there's no chance i'm surviving
Come on, Grandpa Moses!
get your foot off the break!
You're TOO SLOW! I don't know
how much more I can take!
And this little bitch
in the Cabriolet!
Wish I had a grenade
'cause i'd blow you away
Yeah you,with the cell phone
Making a call
fucking hang that shit up
then come suck my left ball!!!
You miserable fuckers!
You make me insane!
Fuck this shit! Think tomorrow
i'll be taking the train!
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Comments (50)
This is how I feel every time I drive.
So I guess KY isn't the only state with dumbfuck drivers. Good to know.
What about rubber neckers?
Ha... And this is why I don't drive!
Oh no! I drive a Cabrio!
I hate people who don't zoom zoom. I don't drive but fuck I can't stand being behind a slow poke!
Is that L.A.?
I feel bad for people with road rage. It's unnecessary stress. :(((
Road rage at it's finest. haha
Ugh. I hate driving. I have a general rule: If you're in front of me, you're in my way! Actually, I don't speed that much, 75-80, but if I'm in front of someone and am reasonably able to, I get out of their way.
Bike appreciation
I could have written this, except that I'm not as witty! Love it!
What about the Rio
I fucking hate a kia!
Before I drive tomorrow
I'm drinking sangria.
I certainly chuckled.
This almost inspires me to write one about the all damn drivers that almost run me over while I'm riding my bike! Well done!! Oh and you are brilliant and too sexy for your shirt.
Throw in 22 miles of construction and a few dozen pigs waiting to write tickets and you have a day in Atlanta :)
this is why I LIVE in a town 18,000ish only. I can get to bigger cities easy enough if need be. I'd have road rage 24/7.
Didja ever notice how the slow cars in front of you are stupid asshats, but the fast cars behind you are crazy fuckers!?
one benefit to working night shift- no traffic. ever
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So you're that guy
Hello
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Hope to hear from you,
Thanks Mary.
How my Dad sounds when he is driving,only not so poetic...or polite. Have a good rest of the week !