Sunday, 28 October 2012
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You Can Blow Me!
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Hey, Hurricane Sandy
You big breezy bitch
when you come, I won't run
and hide in a ditch!
I'm here and I'm waiting
you're travelng fast
but i'm anticipating
me kicking your ass!
Buildings and trees
might crumble and fall
But I'm a damn beast
stand tall through it all
You weak little pussy!
lets do it! Stop laggin'
I dare you, come push me
I'm fierce like a dragon
I'm waiting for you
My pimp hand is warm
It's tried and it's true
I'll bitch slap a storm!
Come on! Lets begin!
I'm ready to fight!
bring your thunder and wind
and then blow me, all night!!!
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Comments (36)
Nice rhyme, amateur.
Some times she blows harder than you anticipate.
Ha! The picture in my head from your words is a good one! (but I think you should get a real shield instead of the top to a garbage can)
Better watch out.....Sandy may be very good at blow jobs.
You may intimidate Sandy into going back into whatever place she came from.
ok. you got me ;) our clever prose-one.
Kick its ass Johnny, we're counting on you.
LOL brilliant as always. You be careful over there!
I have brass knuckles if you need them
She'll blow your mind...then your money ....and your car,house,.....
Confront the hurricane naked. I'm sure it will go well!
huge props
for your mad rhyme skillz!!
I find this poem vulgar and offensive. I like it.
wha choo talkin bout sandy
Tuesdays main headline: Crazy guy dies trying to kick a hurricanes ass.
You tell her,johnny!
LOL, Johnny thinks he can take on Mother Nature? What's next?
This definitely wasn't what I thought it was! haha Stay safe sweet boy!!
haha, very clever
Haha very Creative.. love it : )