Thursday, 08 November 2012
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My Beard, Bitches!
Hey, fuckers. For those of you who don't know, ShimmerBootyCream is hosting a "No Shave November" contest.
http://shimmerbodycream.xanga.com/769490474/election-dayno-shave-novemember/
There are several categories to choose from, and I am entering the "Best Beard" competition. Please understand; me entering is just a formality. I will surely win. My new beard has magical powers, and those who challenge me will fail. When you look at the picture of my beard, do not stare at it for too long. Its magnificence must be viewed in small doses. Simply look,let its glory shine upon you for a brief moment, then look away.
Now,I realize that a lot of people are disgusted by beards. You will be disgusted no more. What has sprouted up on my face is furry fabulousness--yes, fabulousness-- and any negative feelings you may have had for beards in the past will be obliterated when you see the bushy blanket that is currently covering my face.
I will be shaving on the first of December. Hopefully I can find a blade that is capable of shaving through awesomeness.
So, fuckers, when the time comes to vote, be sure to vote for me. Until then, may your hair grow long and your beards be strong.
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Comments (55)
I APPROVE OF THIS BEARD
My beard itches.
You look great! And you have a monkey, is that a friend of the stolen monkey hat?
LOL! Look forward to seeing it's awesomeness. I won't be entering the contest...I grow very little body hair. I only have to shave my legs about 4 times a year & even then only I notice it.
Isn't the monkey going to grow his beard out for the contest too?
Nice beard my husband has had a beard forever so I am not really sure I would be happy if he ever shaved
omg, you're sexy! my beard is still better<3
Pleepleus or Curious George, Zane?
nice.
You definitely have my vote!
A beard! A monkey! You've got my vote.
I'm usually not a beard sort of girl, but it looks pretty sexy on you! :)
You should dye your beard pink.
Can I rub my face in it and maybe give it a few nibbles?
mmmmmm. I wanna get itchy
I like the way beards look, I hate the way they feel. Therefore, anybody's beard except Mike's is a-okay with me! Poor Mike. Ever thought of using a safety razor? They are supposed to be ah-mazing.
I stared too long :(
Nice beard. Reminds me of the beard my ex grew before his turned all white.
I like it
hot sauce
I feel my beard would surpass yours. I accept this challenge.
I can't grow a beard.
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Les anciens billets seront retirés casquettes
progressivement de la circulation.
La Banque centrale européenne (BCE) va lancer progressivement à partir de mai 2013 une deuxième série de billets de banques en euros, a annoncé jeudi 8 novembre son président, Mario Draghi, lors de sa conférence de presse mensuelle à Francfort.
Le lancement de cette série, baptisée Supreme snapbacks "Europe" du nom de la figure de la mythologie grecque qui a donné son nom au continent, commencera avec l'introduction d'une nouvelle coupure de cinq euros.
La mise en circulation des autres coupures (10, 20, 50, 100, 200 et 500 euros) se fera progressivement, dans l'ordre croissant et sur plusieurs années. Elles coexisteront dans un premier temps avec les billets actuels avant que ces derniers, lancés en janvier 2002, soient peu à peu retirés de la circulation.
"Les signes de sécurité ont été perfectionnés et rendront les billets encore plus sûrs", a indiqué la BCE dans un communiqué. Ils disposeront de "trois nouveaux signes, à savoir le filigrane portrait, l'hologramme portrait et le nombre émeraude".
Le billet de cinq euros de la série "Europe" sera dévoilé le 10 janvier.http://www.igogo.fr